Wifey?

[klena]

Does anyone want me for a wife?

I clean, I wash clothes, I iron, I sow, I cook (pasta...and potatoes and roasts), I draw porn on command and am good with children and animals.

Also good at: intimidation, hugging, massaging and being adoring.

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[urbanelf.livejournal.com]

And to the joyous union, I bring the yummy food, and the writings of many inflamneable words, strung into that bouquet by the spider's thread of many an interesting story.

Can you imagine it? The epic writing of surreal and twisted things, the seeking of that story that scintillates the senses.
The sweet streams of syllables would be specatular ^_^

And Singing. Singing shall be sung

[klena.livejournal.com]

As long as there aren't real spiders. We don't get along.

The union would be surreal and awesome and a feast for the senses.

Karoke! YAY!

[urbanelf.livejournal.com]

No real spiders. Spiders and I don't cohabitate well, so I either kills the nasty ones or evicts the not-so-nasty ones. =P~
All me spiddies is metaphorical.

Surreality is my specialty, and a feast for the senses to be sure. Each and every one deserving of it's own symphony.

And the songs that shall be sung shall be sung will make teh eargasms.
Eargasms are awesome.