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klenaDoes anyone want me for a wife?
I clean, I wash clothes, I iron, I sow, I cook (pasta...and potatoes and roasts), I draw porn on command and am good with children and animals.
Also good at: intimidation, hugging, massaging and being adoring.
I clean, I wash clothes, I iron, I sow, I cook (pasta...and potatoes and roasts), I draw porn on command and am good with children and animals.
Also good at: intimidation, hugging, massaging and being adoring.
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Date: 2005-07-05 09:16 pm (UTC)Plus can do amazing things with Wasabi :D
Oh and looks younger than he actually is. (This happens alot at work).
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Date: 2005-07-06 03:48 pm (UTC)??? I'm intrigued. What sort of things with Wasabi??
Your height makes up for the youthfulness. You towered over me at Bristol!
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Date: 2005-07-06 06:40 pm (UTC)and i was a little tall wasn't I........
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Date: 2005-07-06 08:42 pm (UTC)I think I got a crick in my neck talking to you XD
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Date: 2005-07-05 11:08 pm (UTC)XD
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Date: 2005-07-06 08:18 pm (UTC)How's THAT for a good line? XD
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Date: 2005-07-06 08:40 pm (UTC)You know just what to say to a girl! ^_^ But what would Silas think? LJ is teh drama!
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Date: 2005-07-07 04:28 am (UTC)Silas is like me and tries not to think. At all. =^^=
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Date: 2005-07-07 11:55 am (UTC)Then I'll do the thinking for us all! But beware! My mind is smutty. As you have come to know! ^_~
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Date: 2005-07-06 03:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-06 03:45 pm (UTC)*Dances* What does your art desire?
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Date: 2005-07-06 06:03 am (UTC)OMG GORILLAZ ICON! *ded*
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Date: 2005-07-06 03:46 pm (UTC)OMG I KNOW! *Dies too* Gorillaz rock my socks.
I choose you, Pikachu!
Date: 2005-07-06 05:10 pm (UTC)Re: I choose you, Pikachu!
Date: 2005-07-06 08:41 pm (UTC)Re: I choose you, Pikachu!
Date: 2005-07-07 03:43 am (UTC)Re: I choose you, Pikachu!
Date: 2005-07-07 11:56 am (UTC)Re: I choose you, Pikachu!
Date: 2005-07-07 04:10 pm (UTC)Re: I choose you, Pikachu!
Date: 2005-07-07 10:00 pm (UTC)Wife!
Date: 2005-07-07 05:47 pm (UTC)Not unless I can either be the bride, the bride's maid or the proud sister giving you away. *smiles* (Okay, PERHAPS I could settle with being invited to the wedding. You know. MAYBE.)
Oh, you do all these things to and you're still not egaged? I can cook, clean, wash up, babysit, listen intently and do all kinds of... things.
(If you let me know just WHAT you're thinking right now, I can tell you exactly how dirty or how un-dirty your imagination is. =^^=)
Lots of love,
Zal
Re: Wife!
Date: 2005-07-07 10:02 pm (UTC)I can't tell you what I'm thinking! Kiddies could read all my dirty thoughts!
I love you darling. Want to get married next month?
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Date: 2005-07-07 08:09 pm (UTC)The perpetually blooming lotus of the swirling syntropy, that pulsing heart of existence.
You gets teh l0v3
And yeah, I'd have you as a wife ^_^
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Date: 2005-07-07 10:04 pm (UTC)I'll marry you too! ^_~ Your wonderful poetic language has won me over!
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Date: 2005-07-08 01:12 am (UTC)Can you imagine it? The epic writing of surreal and twisted things, the seeking of that story that scintillates the senses.
The sweet streams of syllables would be specatular ^_^
And Singing. Singing shall be sung
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Date: 2005-07-09 07:58 pm (UTC)The union would be surreal and awesome and a feast for the senses.
Karoke! YAY!
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Date: 2005-07-09 08:54 pm (UTC)All me spiddies is metaphorical.
Surreality is my specialty, and a feast for the senses to be sure. Each and every one deserving of it's own symphony.
And the songs that shall be sung shall be sung will make teh eargasms.
Eargasms are awesome.