From Twitter 04-27-2011

• 09:42:38: RT @pleasefindthis: The cat has learned how to wake me up so that it can climb under the covers. Basic tools are no doubt next.
  
• 09:57:43: So apparently will.i.am thinks that it's "tacky" for a girl to have condoms at her place. Really? Wow, his mum must be so fucking proud.
  
• 09:58:25: (that information is thanks to @philosiraptor, infuriating as it is)
  
• 12:33:55: milanoo order FINALLY arrived today, I could have sobbed seeing it and checking it all. Thank God, that has caused me so much stress
  
• 12:35:20: It does also mean that I have maybe £100 worth of postage to pay today, but it means the orders are gone. Brace yourself @RoyalMail Leeds!
  
• 14:13:52: ffs i am a moron. stupid shoes. stupid shoes not being made right. stupid superglue. stupid me for trying to fix them. moron.
  
• 14:15:01: nice bitchslap karma, i am glad you reminded me not to get too excited. good move #notevenclosetosarcasm
  
• 16:34:24: well, I wasn't far off, £92 at the post office! the lovely counter man and I had a laugh as I kept pulling packages out #notinnuedo
  
• 16:35:33: The "Hero" OST by Tan Dun is so gorgeous, i love all of it.
  
• 17:58:59: are you fucking kidding me with this, life. are you fucking kidding me.
  

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It only kills me 'cause I'm alive and living this disaster

I'm really tired with all the strain, and being on a knife-edge waiting for news. I honestly don't know what I would have done without rogue_dreams yesterday. That's a lie, I do, I would have had another mental breakdown or "episode" or whatever the technical P.C. term for it is now. She's amazing, I just couldn't ask for a better friend or soul-twin.

Royal Wedding tomorrow! Now, being Northern Irish, the Royal Family/Britain is a bit of a touchy subject just because of the politics and stuff. However! Hannah and Guy are holding a Royal Wedding party where there will be stawberries and cream and cake and booze and an indoor picnic (because the weather forcast is crap). I am looking forward to it, and seeing Guy and Han before they go off to Japan for a month.

A whole 4 more days off! April, you have been a strange month - fact.

Music inspired by a twitter conversation between myself, whitehaiku and adellyna about Jude who I have not listened to properly in about a year or so? Definitely before my laptop was stolen. But I had an urge today to put it all back on. Turns out buying the CDs in first year was an excellent life choice

In order to cheer myself up, and everyone else, have some Joseph Gordon-Levitt and his amazing face.