But if only I could let me cry...I feel the healing water running down

[klena]

Alright folks! I'm at it again. A NEW thing! A HOLIDAY THING!

Kathryn is very proud to announce her own personal Twelve Kinks of Christmas

Intrigued? Read on, my friend!

Now, as we all know, there is a certain song sang around the Festive Season about the gifts from a love on the 12 days following Christmas. I myself have taken part in the singing of the Kinky Days of Christmas, created one fine art class! But this year, to prevent myself going mad, I plan to GIVE the gift of Christmas Kinks to all!

So, I am asking all of you, my f-list to provide me with kinks! I am =positive= we can reach 12 quite easily!! >>>:D The only thing I really, really want is a detailed description of the kink, pairing and situation. Preferably with a number reference, but that's not essential. So, have you always wanted something illustrated - a kinky thing - that has a firm basis in your head but just -won't- appear on paper? Then I will take your image and (hopefully!) realise it!

I will take multiple fandoms, cross-overs, femmeslash, gen, slash, slash-slash, anything! As long as the description is clear, I'll take it.

So there we go folks! I leave the rest up to you! And refer others if you fancy! I am UP for this! *grins* Over to you!

[Edit] PLUS THIS! If you can read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, please post a comment with a fictitious memory of us. kthnkbai!

Comments

[whitehaiku.livejournal.com]

I've got to say, for some reason Team Rocket MusashixKojirou sounds pretty kinky to me, in an oldschool sort of way X) There could totally be Pokemon involved.

But that's not very concrete or vivid.

Wasn't there an episode where one of them is covered in cement...?


I totally remember your text about pronouncing Talonyne's name going off three times while I was interviewing at the new 'Bou! hahaha, and my boss goes, "Isn't that the Zelda Dark World Theme?"

[whitehaiku.livejournal.com]

Hang on, that's a real memory! There's this other meme going around about real memories... My favorite fictitious memory of us is that time we went running around in that storm and we got so cold we both contracted pnemonia.

But it was worth it.

[klena.livejournal.com]

I remember that! I bitched for AGES after. But it was totally worth it. Do you remember the lightning? And how I kept moaning about the wind blinding me by blowing my hair into my eyes?

Totally worth it.

[klena.livejournal.com]

Team Rocket - check! ^_^ I will not even -touch- the Pokemon thing, having being scared by having Pokemon!porn sent to me. O.o

....I AM SO SORRY! I wondered why you were so...unresponsive about that. ^_^;;; ha ha, sorry!

[trowicia.livejournal.com]

Hmm...kinks...kinks...
Why is it that NOW I can't think of any?! x__x
Uh...collars are kinky. Not really original, though. Wands are kinky too. MAYBE something with collars AND wands? o__O;; Sirius/Remus, of course. Urgh, ask me when I'm more awake. XD;;

A memory that never really happened... Oh, when all our slaves minions worshippers world citizens tried to revolt against us, remember that? Yeah, so fictitious because that would never happen, seeing as we are THE BEST world rulers, moo ha haaa~ >:D

[klena.livejournal.com]

Collars, wands....*grins* Got it! I think. Or, I at least have some ideas.

Dude, TOTALLY NOT REMEMBER THAT! We kicked their asses! With slash and tea, of course. ^_^

[marlinkhylacat]

So, I am asking all of you, my f-list to provide me with kinks! I am =positive= we can reach 12 quite easily!! >>>:D

Dammit, I can't think of characters that would fit this. But I've got this image of one character, sitting in a darkened business meeting room, at one of those long shiny wooden tables where people in suits sit. They're *trying* to give a presentation from their seat at the end of the table (there's a projector showing some kinda chart on the wall opposite, which is where everyone else in the room's eyes are focused), but finding it very difficult to concentrate due to the fact that their dear lover is giving them oral sex under the table. =D Isn't that weird? XD

[klena.livejournal.com]

Oral sex! Got it - and I might even have characters! Oh yes, my friend! MOO HA HA HA HA!!

[marlinkhylacat]

If you can read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, please post a comment with a fictitious memory of us.

OMFG I HAVE RESPONDED TO SO MANY POSTS OF THE TWO MEMORY-MEMES FLOATING AROUND TODEI.

Okay. Remember that time we were all in Orlando, and we decided to hijack a plane and go to Vegas? You and I totally won ten billion dollars on the slots, but then we decided to sneak in and see Siegfried and Roy's white tigers, and they ate our giant check. After that, we needed money to get back to Orlando again, so we got your mom and friends together, dressed up in the different colours of the rainbow, called ourselves the Rainbow Revue, and gave lapdances to Bill Gates and the Dalai Lama till we raised enough gil to rent a cab back to Florida. XD

[klena.livejournal.com]

.....*dies* XDDDDD

[hartclanpaladin.livejournal.com]

Remember when we met at comics expo 2005?

No , wait that did happen. :3

Ok.
Remember when It was us, Goku and Hakki travelling across asia?

[klena.livejournal.com]

I remember that! Gojyo and Sanzo were passed out in a bar somewhere! And Goku and I kept complaining about being hungry all the time. ^_^

[hartclanpaladin.livejournal.com]

Then I swiped Sanzo's fan a twacked Goku with it :)

[urbanelf.livejournal.com]

Kinks. I could give you 12 on my own..

But here's a distinct one.
Hermione in a rather. uh. hermy way?
Hermaphrodione?
I think that's a good one for now. XD

But that's for later.

Remember the time that we stole away to Tibet in the middle of the night with a bag full of pervy art? We dug a tunnel to China, where we stole a plane and then flew over Tibet dropping our endless supply of art everywhere! They never caught us, cause our plane was invisible. And then, we landed in south India and lay twined in eachother's cuddlings and watched the moon be eclipsed. But the mosquitos were terrible, so we left. During the flight, we ran out of fuel, but it turned out there was fuel in the bag of art, but something activated an autopilot, and the plane took us to Japan. There, the JGSDF tried to give us hassle, but Public Peace Section 9 showed up, and the Major took us into custody.
Eventually, Batoo's Fuchikoma set us free, and took us to the Tokyo Tower, and there on the observation deck, I gave you a circlet made from hemp and glass beads. We watched the solar eclipse, and I told you that I loved you in the moment of night during day. And after that, there was karaoke.

I can't exactly remember what happened after the karaoke. do you?

[marlinkhylacat]

Hermyione! YAY!

I want a tachikoma, dammit.

[klena.livejournal.com]

Hermione!Hermaphrodine! XDD

I so remember that! Dropping the art everywhere - it was fun AND education!

...Karaoke...I remember trying to ring home and getting really frustrated at not being able to get through until you pointed out I was trying to phone with a banana. That was funny. It all gets a little hazy after that. Did I ever tell you how much I loved that circlet? It's beautiful - and the beads are so unusual! Where did you find them?

[urbanelf.livejournal.com]

I made them beads myself out of rods of coloured glass and my deep love for you. The shapes are spawned from the depths of my subconcious, except for the one shaped like a Fuchikoma, which Batoo's Fuchi gave us.

I remember that you eventually managed to figure out how to use the phones with no dialpads, and I phreaked us some free phonecalls with like an oldschool red box, and so you called, and it was like, all good.


So we spent the night in a hotel, and when we woke up, a six month saga of J-Rock stardom ensued. We were a dynamic duo, changing youth with our eccentric on-stage preformance and our thoughtful lyrics. Then they made our group illegal, but it was okay, because we had enough to come back now. Only problem was like, we went by rocket. And it detatched funny, and I ended up back in America, and you back in Ireland. So here we are so far away, and our hearts still intertwined...

XD
Hermyione is the 7tgh kink of xmas >^^<
She always was a bit different..
But she discovers many new skills
Like her phallus, it can be used as a wand, albeit an unpredictable one
And her juices. They are potion ingredients.
S

[urbanelf.livejournal.com]

I dunno what the extra S is on the end @.o

[waxrose.livejournal.com]

Well, there was that incident involving the rain puddle, the rice pudding and the sheep...

But I think we promised not to speak of that ever again.

[klena.livejournal.com]

....NEVER AGAIN...However, the rain puddle -did- turn the wool a very amusing colour. The look on your face was so priceless!
....However, rice pudding and trying to get it out of your hair? SUCKS!

But we're not talking about that incident because it NEVER HAPPENED

[halfling-rogue.livejournal.com]

*ducks, waves* Um, hi? No, you have no idea who I am. Or maybe you do, I'm just going through the list systematically without really looking. XD LJ's got you pegged as a Riku fan, and the rikufans comm is in dire need of members. The mod is an awesome woman, and there's tons of Riku-related dicussion and material flying around. Have a look if you'd like, and thanks for hearing me out. :D

Come on, it's boring having only myself and Techla to talk to!! D:

[klena.livejournal.com]

I shall join! I will be there now!

[halfling-rogue.livejournal.com]

Yay! *hugs*