Oh Lordy, you've been stealing from the thieves and you got caught

[klena]

Dear self,

Stop being so fucking long-winded about your stories and just get to the bastarding smut! You have boys pressed up against walls for crying out loud and it's taken you almost a page to get there! And that's only the first pairing!

Twat.

Sincerely

Your loving, smutty brain-boy


List
- Drunken Marauder story one - boy kissing for kabeyk beginning part four of six
- Drunken Marauder story two - for donal
- Remus/Sirius humour - for trowicia
- Slughorn/McGonagall - mild drunkenness for waxrose
- Harry/Draco war dream - with added Seffryn cameo for ssaylagypsystar
- Locke and the Marauders - with smoking, drinking and adult themes for urbanelf
- Remus/Sirius hurt/comfort ficlet for musesfool
- OMG SPECIAL GIFT
- Battle of the bishi's - with added insanity for hartclanpaladin

I think I got everybody, yes? But tonight I may need my beta's!

Ho hum back to work

Comments

[klena.livejournal.com]

Dear Lady Locke,

We - as the brain-boy - do understand the importance of emotionally charged pre-smut. However, whenever all the stories of Kathryn's are just lingering at the edge of smut, we get angry and want to get our smut and writhing boys.

Thank you for your kind comments, as you are indeed most correct,

Sirius Brain-boy

[urbanelf.livejournal.com]

Dear Boy-in-teh-Brain,

We think you are absolutely right. More writhing. Nothing wrong with sex. Sex is natural, and delicious. And if I ever get the chance, Sirius Brain-boy, I should like to supply you with as much writhing smut as you can absorb. ^_~

Keep on, keepin on, Brain-boy!
Smut ahoy!

[klena.livejournal.com]

Dear Lady Locke,

We, as the smutty teenaged boy, are very pleased you agree. We always love the writing boys and agree with you whole-heartedly. Or mindedly. We, SiriusBrain-boy, would very much like that indeed.

We keep on! For the good of the world!
Smut - HO!

[urbanelf.livejournal.com]

Dear Sirius Brain-Boy,

The writhing shall continue for the good of writhekind

You know, I considered saying 'smut - HO' meself, but, I couldn't stop laughing long enough to type it XD