- Fri, 19:46: RT @AndrewWK: PARTY TIP: You can be in whatever mood you want and still be nice.
- Fri, 19:47: RT @_youhadonejob: Looks like the Hulk has been skipping leg day. http://t.co/nrBt0wl8e0
- Sat, 00:02: RT @helloalle: Life is really great and I'm thankful for all I have, but sometimes you gotta go home early and take a nap.
- Sat, 09:23: RT @Bipartisanism: It's telling about American media when @TheOnion has the most legit headline in the #CharlestonShooting. http://t.co/9E…
- Sat, 09:26: RT @BarackObama: Retweet if you agree. http://t.co/1NHLdFKPMS
- Sat, 11:17: RT @toorsdenote: I got tired of hearing "Cyclists never obey laws" so I started obeying all laws while driving my car. Holy shit it enrages…
- Sat, 11:19: Up on a Saturday morning, I've eaten healthily and am going to the gym. Who am I?!