- Thu, 12:54: Ugh! Made the mistake of buying a #cremeegg because I forgot they changed the chocolate. It tastes cheap and nasty. Ugh 🍫😢
- Thu, 12:55: RT @HayleyAtwell: I'm in London plugging #AgentCarter to all the major broadcasters! I'm working on it, UK!!
- Thu, 23:37: RT @kendrawcandraw: Something: *happens* Twitter: *smashes through door* WAIT I HAVE A PUN ABOUT THIS
- Thu, 23:38: RT @paulisci: If this ends poorly and then Obama is forced to comment on it, we could end up with the headline: OBAMA ON LLAMA DRAMA TRAU…
- Thu, 23:38: RT @Hello_Tailor: What the fuck ALL of Twitter is suddenly wall to wall llamas. 100% llama coverage.
- Thu, 23:38: RT @matthewbaldwin: LLAMA 1: We're escaping this afternoon. LLAMA 2: Alpaca bag.
- Fri, 08:42: The 16 8:32 service turns up at 8:42. The latest this week. Wonderful @FirstWestYorks. At least it's Friday.
- Fri, 08:45: It's the...eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight, rising up to the challenge of our rivals. #commutetunes