- Mon, 13:34: I am returning home with a MAC bag, a Poundland bag and a Primark bag. I am the epitome of the middle class, I feel.
- Mon, 13:37: It's been 3 years since I last bought from MAC but when you feel shaky about yourself, red lipstick is the best weapon.
- Tue, 08:32: Off with your head, dance 'tip you're dead, heads will roll, heads will roll #commutetunes