- Fri, 18:05: RT @SolihullPolice: Arrested a shop lifter, not just any shoplifter, this is a M&S shoplifter.
- Fri, 18:11: Classying the joint up by drinking grenadine and lemonade. #SummersDay #fuckinghot
- Fri, 22:27: RT @orlikeawhale: Bring a bunch of DivaCups to TX Capitol, don't throw them, just explain what they are and watch David Dewhurst faint in h…
- Fri, 22:27: RT @maureenjohnson: This is literally true: while the Texas Senate debates female health issues, tampons are forbidden to bring in. Guns ar…