- Thu, 17:32: Cake went down a treat today. Who knew a Victoria sponge with buttercream and fresh strawberries could make people do happy? #everybody
- Thu, 17:36: Also got loads of complements on my pinup dress today on its first outing. Apparently red tartan/plain red wiggle dresses suit me #ohstop
- Thu, 17:37: There were also complements for my figure but told then that was mainly the magic of control tights #sexy #stopthat
- Thu, 17:41: Oh my god, this is a double decker bus filled with chavs. 16, what are you doing? #stahp #lynxzone #spiderlashesandfaketan