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Пн, 12:29: Healthy debate between the Mr and myself regarding our political affiliations and ideologies. The question now is how do we raise the kids?
Пн, 13:11: Starting to construct a Halloween playlist! What tunes NEED to be on there? #answersonapostcard
Пн, 14:22: @carolinelquick excellent choice! It is now ON THERE
Пн, 23:02: playing Dead Island is not good for my health or for my relationship!
Пн, 23:03: Dave gets EXCEPTIONALLY FRUSTRATED because I'm used to playing games with auto-targetting and don't know how to use two joysticks #leaveit
Пн, 23:06: I will learn how to handle an Xbox controller. Maybe. It's not my fault! I was spoiled by Nintendo! How was I supposed to know? *sobs*
Пн, 23:17: @blackOffice I cannot win Jamie! The first time we played House of the Dead: Overkill he huffed because I got double the headshots he did!
Пн, 23:17: @blackOffice what is it with you men and computer games?!
Пн, 23:20: @blackOffice Can I take this opportunity then to apologise on behalf of my gender for the confusion we cause you poor men! ;)
Пн, 23:23: @blackOffice fabulous. Now, do you have an Xbox tips to help a poor girl out?

Пн, 23:28: @blackOffice believe me, there's not much risk of that at the minute! Dave said I was like a robot playing it, all jerky motions! /o\
Пн, 23:29: @blackOffice But I like videogames! I'm just more of a) a button masher and b) a gamer who likes auto-targetted games
Пн, 23:29: There is no way for a female to discuss gaming without it all sounding like porn dialogue, is there?
Пн, 23:36: @blackOffice see I understand the rules changing for coop but still, what?!
Пн, 23:40: @blackOffice it all becomes a little clearer now. I'm not meant to understand! I am okay with that!
Пн, 23:43: @blackOffice you have been a great help Jimjam ;)
Пн, 23:46: @blackOffice oh man. would that I could! I can even explain my actions to ME half the time. I will help any way that I can though!
Пн, 23:51: @blackOffice just keep some tissues and chocolate in your bag at all times! In case of female emergencies!
Пн, 23:54: @blackOffice oooooooh French, a good call! I at least love hearing men speak other languages ;)
Вт, 00:00: @blackOffice ugh I love that word! Polyglot, it needs to be used more! How many do you speak?

Вт, 00:06: @blackOffice ugh DEFENESTRATE! Wow, awesome! Something new every day, huh?
Вт, 00:11: @blackOffice I probably wouldn't as it should be used ALL THE TIME.
Вт, 00:16: @blackOffice people just aren't as awesome as me Jamie. True story.
Вт, 00:19: @blackOffice well no, then the world would be filled of uncoordinated female gamers and that would just be too sad! #comingfullcircle
Вт, 00:23: @blackOffice one day we will make the world a reality. One glorious day. We should start a campaign to get the ball rolling.
Вт, 00:27: @blackOffice I feel this is a solid plan!
Вт, 00:33: @blackOffice hmmmm "defenestration - the only big word you'll need"? "once you use defenestrate you'll never go back"?
Вт, 00:35: @blackOffice also vanishing for Castle and bed, BUT I WILL KEEP MULLING THIS IDEA OVER *strokes invisible beard*

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