My brother is the funniest little shit. ^_~

[klena]

My mum was telling Matt to gel his hair and she said
"Why do you keep backing away?!"
Matt: "Cause you keep coming towards me! Like Jaws!"
Mum: "..."
(Insert Kathryn and Father laughter)
Mum: "I'll fuckin' 'Jaws' you!"

Matt ran back into the kitchen and I laughed
"Jaws?!"
"Yeah! *Jaws theme inserted here* The Over Protective Mother *Climax of Jaws theme* *Mocking accent* Clean your room more often!"
Father and I laughed.

I love Matt. ^_^