- Fri, 14:45: RT @SoVeryBritish: "He's a bit of a character" - Translation: He's a complete prat and I apologise for inviting him
- Sat, 00:28: RT @ohbex: Surely they need to cast The Rock as Gaston in the live-action Beauty and the Beast. #fivedozeneggs
- Sat, 00:38: RT @mallelis: "DWAYNE DO YOU LIVE IN JOHN STEINBECK’S CANNERY ROW, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE PUTTING AWAY THREE-QUARTERS OF AN ENTIRE COD" http://…
- Sat, 00:41: RT @m_clem: These are the two biggest mass-murderers in Europe. Who can blame you for getting nervous around young white men? http://t.co/3…
- Sat, 11:13: 1. I am the worst at sleep schedules. 2. I am getting sick. My throat feels raw. UGH BOLLOCKS.