My tweets

• Sun, 20:03: RT @Simone_Biles: michael phelps taught me how to stack my medals
• Sun, 23:53: Most comfortable and affirming top ever. Thanks #Primark! #sundayfashion https://t.co/5LDhBWvpK0
• Sun, 23:57: Caught in the act!! I suspected one of the cats might have been drinking out of the toilet as… https://t.co/99rFQpn3VB
• Mon, 08:19: I would like to thank the quality dickhead who thought it was a good idea to call Dave's work phone at 4:50am this morning.
• Mon, 08:20: RT @massedriver: Animal Crossing is a wildly successful franchise because it fulfills the millennial fantasy of owning a house with a yard…
• Mon, 08:23: RT @Gingerhazing: feelinz bout bodies https://t.co/b5Vl5dDEed
• Mon, 08:23: RT @thatartzygirl: I couldn't choose just one fav 💖💜💙 https://t.co/sQJrjz9uVE
• Mon, 08:26: RT @lmfaofa: #Tokyo2020 already stepping the game up!!! https://t.co/HBbDZCAztS
• Mon, 08:27: RT @chrishemsworth: Just sellin papers with my mate @twhiddleston #PartTimeJob #ThorRagnarok @TaikaWaititi https://t.co/QdxgPRFQiw
• Mon, 08:28: RT @midwestspitfire: I can’t stop thinking about this Katie Ledecky quote. https://t.co/11rzWyGtQ1

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