My tweets

• Thu, 08:17: RT @BrittSabo: By age 35, you pretty much don't even have a skeleton anymore. You're pretty much held up and rigid by pure spite and liquor.
• Thu, 08:17: RT @BrittSabo: If someone ever tells you that everything will hurt when you get older, they're correct, because at age 26 your skeleton beg…
• Thu, 08:19: And like the blade you stain, I'll be holding on tonight. #commutetunes
• Thu, 08:22: I dreamt some weird dream about being offered to stay in a huge manor house by a friend serving a man with a foot fetish
• Thu, 08:23: And something happened so the friend wasn't there and we weren't allowed to go upstairs in the house (but downstairs was huuuuuuge)
• Thu, 08:24: But sweet Oscar Isaac was the guy looking after us for the weekend, and he was this dapper, sweet gentleman? Wearing braces and a golf hat
• Thu, 08:25: And we walked around a lake together, talking and being sweet and it was great. A+ romance movie stuff. I approve whatever inspired this.
• Thu, 08:26: RT @Tator_TottNdHam: another one of my favorites #prom2k16 😛 https://t.co/PScQJT8Ykv
• Thu, 08:26: RT @EvilMarguerite: Barflies don't know what to do when girls say, "If you put your hand on my knee again, I'll make this one of the worst…