My tweets

• Mon, 22:28: RT @jephjacques: If a woman turns you down 👏 IT 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 HER 👏 FAULT👏
• Mon, 22:28: RT @jephjacques: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO *continues until the sun burns out* https://t.co/hp7JccAIrX
• Mon, 22:30: RT @SoVeryBritish: "I might have an early night" - Translation: I might go to bed to read my phone earlier than usual
• Mon, 22:30: RT @pterosaur: I refuse to let a dude who uses Axe 3-in-1 body gel tell me about natural beauty unless he is a park ranger and he's doing h…
• Mon, 22:30: RT @MeanAnimals: Screw your apple pie. https://t.co/qL9LwW31nw
• Mon, 22:31: RT @aparnapkin: The epi-pen of female friendship is telling another lady she ain't crazy
• Mon, 22:31: RT @Kate_Farina: Part 3 of 3. Wink! https://t.co/rSio7GX8fg
• Mon, 22:34: RT @MediocreDave: Telegraph readers. https://t.co/s7HMVshJMM
• Mon, 22:34: RT @Waterstones: 'To acquire the habit of reading is to construct for yourself a refuge from almost all the miseries of life.' - W. Somers…
• Mon, 22:41: RT @Hello_Tailor: go back to 4chan, kiddo https://t.co/joHytcIBw0

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