My tweets

• Wed, 08:10: It took me the best part of 2 hours to fall asleep last night. Thanks sudden tickley cough and blocked sinuses! 🖕🏻
• Wed, 08:26: I sat by the ocean, I drank a potion baby to erase you. #commutetunes
• Wed, 08:51: But you say life is a battlefield, and you have given me the arms. You say I have to fight. I have to keep moving on. #commutetunes
• Wed, 18:03: RT @cher: Trump NOT Doing FOX Debate Cause Of MEGAN KELLY😂Some1 Get Him TOE SHOES,fkng PRIMA DONNA. HOW CAN HE FACE ISIS,HE CANT FACE A CHI…
• Wed, 18:05: RT @jephjacques: Do you ever see an ad and think “yeah I want that” and then think “FUCK, THEY GOT ME”
• Wed, 18:07: RT @Hello_Tailor: can we talk about this Shakespeare £2 coin, THE GOTHEST COIN EVER. https://t.co/rIxqBg2qQH
• Wed, 18:16: RT @McKelvie: Remember that five seconds after the photo of a dead child on a beach appeared when everyone remembered that refugees are hum…
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My tweets

• Thu, 08:37: Oh I could bury you alive but you might crawl out with a knife and kill me when I'm sleeping #commutetunes
• Thu, 08:53: A+ work waking me up at 3:45 this morning with the tickley half-hearted cough, Body. I really appreciate it.
• Thu, 08:54: And the waking up with a stinking headache was just the icing on the cake. You're on top form at the minute!