My tweets

• Wed, 08:06: I really hate people on the bus who sit on the outside seat when the bus is full, because politeness overrides "fucker, move the hell over."
• Wed, 08:06: RT @SoVeryBritish: "Well this is nice" - Translation: Please get me out of here
• Wed, 08:10: RT @BoobsRadley: It's so condescending to tell single women they should "get a pet." Like I can't do a blood ritual without the aid of a da…
• Wed, 08:14: Today's 16 services (7:46 and 7:56) both late today. First 15 minutes late and now we're in morning traffic so even more delayed.
• Wed, 08:16: RT @neilhimself: Aha! "Neil Gaiman stepped in angrily" is NME speak for "Neil Gaiman blogged politely in 2009" https://t.co/YXiT6DFtRB
• Wed, 08:17: RT @ohcararara: Omg it's so aesthetically pleasing *_* https://t.co/VxfyPdi4O4
• Wed, 08:18: RT @BettyBowers: If you find yourself mocking someone crying over murdered children, it's Jesus' way of letting you know you're a sociopath…
• Wed, 08:26: This is the main event, are you ready? Just let the music dance into your soul #commutetunes