My tweets

• Mon, 17:33: Is it a bad thing to punch a fuckboy in the back of the skull if they are slouched over two seats on a rammed evening bus?
• Mon, 17:34: I already know the answer. Society is lucky I am a paragon of restraint.
• Mon, 17:45: Even though there's poison in each kiss, she said "no. Our love goes deeper than this." #commutetunes
• Mon, 17:51: RT @GaryDelaney: Celebrating birthdays is really just playing 'What's the time, Mr. Wolf?' with Death.
• Mon, 17:58: RT @McKelvie: In this writer v artist fight do the writers have to fight all the artists they work with? Seems unfair tbh. Kieron vs 9 of u…
• Mon, 17:59: RT @Hello_Tailor: today in Glasgow News: https://t.co/QoY2fnpcFZ
• Mon, 18:03: RT @rainyoceans: Everyone should understand this https://t.co/yvqIVHxjb8
• Mon, 18:05: RT @ohcararara: Do you ever think about how attractive/talented/great your friends are and it's like dang, man.
• Mon, 18:28: RT @carolynmichelle: Saw a tweet today that said re: Linkle "Women in the time period of Zelda were not swordsmen, nor archers" and LOLd @ …
• Mon, 23:07: I...I think. I think I may have finished my Christmas shopping. I mean, I'm sure that's wrong because I pick little bits up after but...huh.

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