From Twitter 04-06-2011

• 12:38:16: RT @ohbex: What a motherfucking badass. Naked soldier punches through windscreen to prevent thief stealing his car http://tinyurl.com/4x ...
  
• 15:37:04: buying condoms and lube for wholesale price, on a sunny day, does life get better than this? except for, y'know, getting to use said items
  
• 23:46:29: oh fuck, dave's phone got some water damage because my bottle of water spilled in my bag. Phone still seemed to be on, but screen was black
  
• 23:46:57: I've taken the sim and battery out to let it dry, what else can I do? fuck, i can't have broken this phone
  

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