It's my birthday! What'd y'all get me?

I am, of course, taking the piss.

I hereby declare my birthday hurrah!

Also - a small note - after I get all these posted (there are still 2 to finish - donal's and urbanelf's as well as the re-read of kabeyk's which I hope to have done tonight because I have an interview tomorrow - OMGkthnxbai) I may be on forced hiatus as my laptop's been hit by quite a bad virius - it looks like it's time to reboot. Which is a bit of a bastarding nuisance - but hey. It's cool.

Happy fandom birthday all!

Presents on the way.

First story goes to -

waxrose!

For: Waxrose – a lovely young lady who has agreed to be my wife and writes some AWESOME HP fiction. Hurrah for her!
Prompt: Slughorn/McGonagall ahoy!
Word Count: 2,087
Pairings: S/McG, hints of McG/Marauders (Minerva got herself some boy loving!)
Warnings: Hints of student/teacher relationship, angst, crazy old lady thoughts! Kissing too.
Comments: The title is stolen from Tennyson – thanks mate! I fell slightly in love with McG as I wrote this and thought about her a lot. Slughorn scares me as he was still obsession with ‘collecting’ as he was being romantic. Weirdo. XD
Feedback: Will be fawned over, even if it’s bad.

( Be Near Me When My Light Is Low )

trowicia I'm looking at you!

Your turn!

For: The wonderful Trowicia (a fantastic artist and don’t let her say any different!) – my fandom Wolfstar twin who thinks the same way I do and who I hope to know for a long, long time.
Prompt: Remus/Sirius humour, any era
Word Count: 2, 079
Pairings: Look about – R/S all the way!
Warnings: The language! (Sirius Black has a filthy mouth – So does Remus!) Drunkenness and molesting prefects against a wall. Also, there is a lot of talk about nipples.
Comments: This is the very first one finished and the first person I wrote wall ravishing and licking explicitly for. The lucky girl!
Feedback: would be most excellent.

( Late one December night )

Last one for now!

Yo! lipstickcat I know you didn't request anything but here - have a drabble!

For you, you wonderful woman – who sends me texts messages that amuse me and led me into the world that is Twincest. Here be twins – I tried my best! ^_^

( Being a Twin )

Tim! Heads up!

(I was going to watch Lost but I'm not now. WOE! ANYWAYS!)

The point!

I am sorry ^_^;;;

For: Tim, my darling fiancé (^_~) who was lovely to me in Bristol and has been a constant source of amusement ever since.
Prompt: Battle of the Bishi’s.
Word count: 2,028
Warnings: Crossover, language the abuse of showers of clichés and insanity from fangirls.
Comments: The battle sort of passed me by for the below insanity. It's very rough - I am sorry. Also, apologies for all damaged characterisation – I hope one day the characters will recover. ^_^
Feedback: Is ever so lovely

( The Ghetto BATTLE OF THE BISHI'S! )