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Dear Laptop,

Stop being a fucker and let me into my hotmail. I have a ZQL post to send, you utter wanker. And let's not get into the fit you took yesterday that gave me palpitations.

Thank you,

Loving

Kathryn

I am calling, calling now, in the depths of longing

I remember Donielle did one of these AEON ago and I thought 'wow what a good idea' and I finally got around to it, harharhar. ^_^

A questionnaire of statement. I want you to guess which one’s are true and which are false, then paste in your own journal.

1. I am terrified by dancing Santa’s
2. I am scared of old people
3. I was an alter-girl
4. I don’t like going out drinking
5. I’m a virgin
6. I hate studying ‘Death of a Salesman’
7. I’m teased by my brother for being short
8. I’ve broken all 4 of my wrist bones
9. I have no set religious ideologies
10. I hate ‘slash’
11. I love dance music
12. I hate Johnny Depp movies
13. I regularly have very detailed, complex dreams
14. I love wearing make-up
15. Guys in make-up are Horrible.
16. Legolas is my favourite Lord of the Rings character
17. When I was young, I loved Rainbow Bright
18. I won an award at my formal for weirdest girl
19. Geeks seem to fancy me
20. I have a very minimalist-styled room
21. I don’t like gays and lesbians
22. When I’m happy and can’t think of any way to express my joy, I propose marriage
23. I think about everything that’s wrong with Catholicism at mass
24. I cried when the pope died
25. I hate people being affectionate
26. I have a favourite pair of jeans that my mum has to surgically remove from me
27. I smoke
28. I love Pepsi
29. I have been caught having invisible lightsaber fights by my form teacher
30. I play the harp
31. When I was twelve I listened to the Boyzone and read Goosebumps
32. I constantly wear low-cut tops ‘because I love my breasts.
33. My favourite pair of socks have barely any sole left on them.
34. I’m right handed
35. I am extremely dirty-minded
36. I fucking rawk
37. Forget bishi's - Girls in uniform are KOOL!