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Hence I shalt tell thee I...am very strange.
I'm so hyper it's really not true. I was scouring my fridge for food when dad (who was sitting against the radiator) said
"You never stop do you?"
"Huh? Who, me?" I then ate Worthers Originals. "I'm hungry. And they were just there, on the top of the fridge!"
"That's the worst reason ever. That's like you climbing a mountain 'just because it's there.'"
"*I'd* never climb a mountain. That's crazy talk. It's exercise. But you might climb a mountain because you're really, really bored. Or because you're doing a bet for lots of money. Or because you think you're Santa."
"...You try to raise 'em right and then I see you and think "Where, oh where did I go wrong?!" "
I blinked.
"Cheeky bastard. Would you prefer it if I was some dark, angsty, depressive 17-year-old who never talked to you?"
Which began our conversation about me. He said that I was a pretty dull teenage to which I told him I wasn't. He said 'but you don't go out and get blocked like every other person your age.' And I agreed.
Then I told him in a year and a half I'd be in uni and he pointed out that every other time I'd mentioned it I'd always said that I WOULD be in university.
After this deep talk I ran into my mum with a pair of blue sequined, silver tinsle antleers on and said really seriously
"Be honest now...Does this outfit make me look like a reindeer?" Father laughed and mother just sighed. As she always does. ^_^
And now! I dreamt again!
So I dreamed of the hot guy again. This time we were in my room and I noticed he had long hair.
"Was your hair that long last night?"
"Yes. You just couldn't see it."
"I can't remember it being that long." I said and thought 'man what a stupid thing to say.' Only he smiled and I couldn't see if he meant it because he wore shades.
"You didn't do what I told you."
"You didn't tell me to do anything. I told my friends I wanted to know more."
"But you didn't ask the questions."
"What questions?!"
But he fell quiet and pulled me off the bed before spinning me around to look. I could see myself sleeping.
"This is far too wierd."
"This is the wrong plane!" The little girl from yesterday said from nowhere.
"This is my bedroom and not a plane."
"This is the wrong plane." She repeated and then...I woke up
"You never stop do you?"
"Huh? Who, me?" I then ate Worthers Originals. "I'm hungry. And they were just there, on the top of the fridge!"
"That's the worst reason ever. That's like you climbing a mountain 'just because it's there.'"
"*I'd* never climb a mountain. That's crazy talk. It's exercise. But you might climb a mountain because you're really, really bored. Or because you're doing a bet for lots of money. Or because you think you're Santa."
"...You try to raise 'em right and then I see you and think "Where, oh where did I go wrong?!" "
I blinked.
"Cheeky bastard. Would you prefer it if I was some dark, angsty, depressive 17-year-old who never talked to you?"
Which began our conversation about me. He said that I was a pretty dull teenage to which I told him I wasn't. He said 'but you don't go out and get blocked like every other person your age.' And I agreed.
Then I told him in a year and a half I'd be in uni and he pointed out that every other time I'd mentioned it I'd always said that I WOULD be in university.
After this deep talk I ran into my mum with a pair of blue sequined, silver tinsle antleers on and said really seriously
"Be honest now...Does this outfit make me look like a reindeer?" Father laughed and mother just sighed. As she always does. ^_^
And now! I dreamt again!
So I dreamed of the hot guy again. This time we were in my room and I noticed he had long hair.
"Was your hair that long last night?"
"Yes. You just couldn't see it."
"I can't remember it being that long." I said and thought 'man what a stupid thing to say.' Only he smiled and I couldn't see if he meant it because he wore shades.
"You didn't do what I told you."
"You didn't tell me to do anything. I told my friends I wanted to know more."
"But you didn't ask the questions."
"What questions?!"
But he fell quiet and pulled me off the bed before spinning me around to look. I could see myself sleeping.
"This is far too wierd."
"This is the wrong plane!" The little girl from yesterday said from nowhere.
"This is my bedroom and not a plane."
"This is the wrong plane." She repeated and then...I woke up
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"Be honest now...Does this outfit make me look like a reindeer?"
*Rolls laughing*
"But you didn't ask the questions."
But you did do what the guy told you! You asked ME to answer the questins! Eventually. =^^=
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